Showing posts with label stuck in an island. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Lonely In The Island

Three men got stuck in an island. After three years, they saw a bottle floating nearby. They opened it and a fairy came out.

The fairy told them each of them can have one wish from her. Here are what they asked for:

Man 1: It's so lonely here. I wish I'm back with my family in New York.
Fairy: Done.

And he's back with his family.

Man 2: He's right. It's so lonely here. Send me back to my wife in our house.
Fairy: Done.

And he's now enjoying his time with his wife.

Man 3: They're right. It's lonely here. Specially now that I'm all alone. I wish that my two friends who jst left be back here.
Fairy: Done.

Then the fairy left.

And they're all stuck in the island... again.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Stuck

A man's boat just got wrecked in the middle of an ocean so he started swimming towards the nearest island visible to his sight.
Getting closer to the island, he can see two men.
When he finally reached the shore, he noticed that one of the men he saw was relaxing. Now when he approached him.

Swimmer: Sir would you be kind enough to allow me to use your boat so I can go home?

Man: I can't. I'm also stuck here. Even if I'm not, I wouldn't let you use it because I'd be the first to use it.

Swimmer: How long have you been here?

Man: I'm not sure but it feels like 30 days. My friend and I already exhausted all available food.

Swimmer: You mean the other guy I saw with you while I was still swimming?

Man: Yup.

Swimmer: Where is he?

Man: Like I said we've exhausted all available food. I ate him. You know what? I like you because you're not skinny. My friend was.

Swimmer: (Swam back to the ocean.)