Lonely In The Island

Three men got stuck in an island. After three years, they saw a bottle floating nearby. They opened it and a fairy came out.

The fairy told them each of them can have one wish from her. Here are what they asked for:

Man 1: It's so lonely here. I wish I'm back with my family in New York.

Fairy: Done.

And he's back with his family.

Man 2: He's right. It's so lonely here. Send me back to my wife in our house.

Fairy: Done.

And he's now enjoying his time with his wife.

Man 3: They're right. It's lonely here. Specially now that I'm all alone. I wish that my two friends who jst left be back here.

Fairy: Done.

Then the fairy left.

And they're all stuck in the island... again.

A Beautiful One

A man has been hiding all his life because he thinks he's too ugly to have friends who will accept him for who he is. One day, he found a bottle in their attic. He opened it and a fairy came out.

He was then given one wish. He immediately showed her a map (of another country).

Man: Bring me to this country. I read that ugly people like me could have a good life there.

Fairy: Sorry pal my powers are limited to this country only. I can't take you to another country.

Man: Oh, is that so? Okay then just turn my face into a beautiful one.

Fairy: Can You show me the map again? I'll see what I can do with that.