Bad Dog

A man visited a girl in her house. Now they are seated on a chair made of wood. The girl's dog, Brownie, is under the man's seat.

Now the man needs to fart but he thinks that when he stands up to do it somewhere else, it might come out while he walks so he farted right there on the seat.

The girl heard it so she called her dog, "Brownie, come here. Bad dog."

So the man thought to himself that it was a success because she thought t was the dog, not him.

While they were talking, he needed to do it again and he did. The dog was under his chair again so he did not worry about who's to blame. Then the girl called out, "Brownie, come here. Bad dog."

After some time, the dog came back under his chair again. So the man did it once more. The girl immediately called her dog and said, "Brownie, come here. He might poop on you. Bad dog."